Mr. Humble

Mr. Humble

 

Talks just to hear the sound of his voice.

 

Don’t want to listen? You don’t have a choice.

 

He’ll ask your opinion just to give you his own.

 

He’ll prove why he’s right till the cows come home.

 

and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and

he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll

talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk

and he’ll talk and he’ll talk and he’ll talk

 

till he’s run out of spit.

 

Confidence of a scholar with the knowledge of a fuckwit.

 

 

 

 

 

WRITTEN BY CHRIS MAWSON

ILLUSTRATION BY BETHAN SCREEN