Skinned Knees

PRINCE CHARMING

Skinned Knees
PRINCE CHARMING

 

What is a Prince Charming?

I can't think about this calmly!

 

When will he come along?

If the washing basket is full,

he'll be lucky.. I'll be wearing an uncomfortable thong!

 

Is he a myth?

Well..I'm pretty sure he would just tut at me smoking a spliff!

 

What would I drop for him to find?

There are so many things about me, that I am sure he would mind!

 

Who is the fairy godmother in my story?

A best friend perhaps who gives me advice and is sick to talk repeatedly about who I like in my glory

 

Should I be sticking to the twelve o'clock curfew?

Instead of drinking for hours and spilling out the words I love you!

 

Why did Cinderella pretend to be something she is not? I know this and do this for what?

 

What is a Prince Charming?

 

 

 

WRITTEN BY ANONYMOUS

ILLUSTRATION BY ASHUNI LUCÍA PÉREZ